tomatotaster:

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

(via jim-jams-lannister)



ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

(via frickin)


(via doubtfulteen)


wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

(via givingblowjobs)


(via stabs)


how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(via africandad)


cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

(via parkingstrange)


My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. - lule-bell (via perfect)

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take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero

(via bayamontate)


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nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(via cramp)



heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

(via snazziest)


Very early on in life,
I learned that we couldn’t fix people.

The first time I heard my mother cry,
I was 7.
And even though I was young,
I swore the sound of her sobs
was also the sound of my heart shattering.
And I remember hugging her,
Because I thought that maybe if I held her tightly enough,
she wouldn’t fall apart.

I learned that I was wrong about that, too.

Fast forward ten years,
And here I am again,
Trying to fix you.
And even though I know that we can’t fix people,
I’m still giving it my best damn shot anyway,
Because the very fact that you are broken,
broke me too.

And I learned that
Sometimes,
When we try to fix people,
We realize just how broken we are.

N.E.W.,  Lessons I: About Being Broken (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)

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